"Jackson, what the hell!”
"Umm… Hello to you too?"
"You don’t just do that! You don’t just go stealing kids."
"Are you on crack? I didn’t steal anyone, Jas! We were just playing hide and seek. Sorry I’m not the total crazy person you seem to think that I am."
"What are you even doing here?"
"Just the usual. Being apparently unintentionally creepy and accidentally hanging around parks… Running into random nephews I never knew about… Just another normal night, really."